over the river and through the woods
"Just in case you are wondering, I'd like to take a moment here to set the record straight about mine and Heero's relationship. If you're reading this, I'm going to have to assume that you've read other fics about us. Most likely hundreds of them."
"Heero would like me to remind you that that was just an assumption. I'm betting it's a pretty accurate one though."
"Anyway, back to what I was saying. Heero and I have a pretty good thing going on. I mean, we've been together for years now... 5, I think.... and while it all hasn't been a bed of roses, it's been great for the most part. Despite what you've read, it's not all about sex. We do actually do *other things* You're shocked.... I knew you would be!!"
"Our lives are sometimes just as mundane as yours. We work, we eat, we sleep, we go to the movies and sometimes even rent them.... the last few Heero picked out were pretty bad actually..... but I digress. So, we do all this *stuff* that normal people do... almost wish we didn't. Our lives have been over-glorified by our adoring *fans* and while we find it flattering for the most part, I just thought you should know it's basically bullshit."
"All that stuff about me being frank and sarcastic has not been over exaggerated by the way."
"Don't get me wrong, there have been fics written about us doing things other than having sex and some of them are quite good.... even accurate I dare to say."
"Say, Heero? You don't think there are hidden cameras in here, do ya? Okay, never mind then. Anyway, I'm getting off track again."
"Yes.... as usual, love...I know..."
"To wrap things up here... YES, we do live what I'd venture to say are *normal* lives, we fight when one of us leaves the gas tank on E or doesn't replace the empty toilet paper roll, but heck, what did you expect!"
"Yes, dear, I *AM* wrapping things up. And in case you were wondering, it IS true that Heero is pretty anal retentive... heh... just thought I'd add that in. OUCH !"
"In conclusion... for real this time, we are two fairly regular guys who lead what would most likely be considered a boring life. But this fic isn't about any of those average, run-of-the-mill things that we do."
"It's about us having sex........"
It had taken me months to convince Heero to go camping. It was something I'd always wanted to do. He found the idea less than appealing, citing the fact that we'd lived out of duffle bags and slept on the ground on more occasions than we'd care to admit in our youth. Heero was looking for a more valid reason for what he considered my odd desire, which I, of course, was more than able to provide him with; but I hadn't stopped at one.
I had carefully prepared an entire monologue on the benefits of camping... the whole "being one with nature" thing. I can be very persuasive when I want to, the fact that Heero hates to deny me anything also contributed to where we now found ourselves.
We had spent the morning shopping..... blowing half of our allotted vacation funds on camping equipment. I hadn't realized that a week in the woods required so much... gear... apparently Heero hadn't either. Friday evening found the two of us standing in the middle of our living room surrounded by an inordinate amount of what can only be described as *stuff*.
"Okay, Duo. What now?" he grinned. "There is no way we can carry all of this."
I looked down at it all, the rug barely visible underneath it and then over at the two backpacks we had purchased earlier. He was right. We had planned on hiking into the woods for this little adventure of ours, the idea of 'parking lot' camping didn't appeal to either one of us. We were going to have to make some concessions.
"I suppose there is some stuff we could get rid of." I offered.
"Hn. Lots of it, I'd say."
I nodded in agreement and we began weeding out anything that wasn't absolutely necessary. There were a few disagreements on what constituted *necessary*, but after nearly an hour we had dwindled the pile down to what both of us felt was acceptable.... though there was still a lot of shit.
The following morning we rose well before dawn and spent the first few hours driving, finally reaching our destination at 9..... The Adirondack Mountains in Upstate New York.
There had been little doubt as to where I wanted this first of what I hoped what would be many of our camping trips to take place. I'd heard about this area from several different people and the splendor of our surroundings confirmed their praise.
"Amazing, isn't it?" I asked, taking my backpack from the trunk.
Heero had already slung his pack behind him and was busy fastening it around his waist, nevertheless taking the time to smile at me in return. "It's perfect." he replied, handing me my walking stick and closing the trunk of the car.
We began our trek and despite the fact that it was still early, the weight of our packs and the steepness of our descent down the mountainside found us ready to take a break after only an hour. Slipping my pack off, I sat down against the nearest tree and reached for my water bottle, taking a deep swig before passing it to Heero who had seated himself beside me.
I watched as he drank, lips wrapped tightly around the long neck of the clear bottle. His head was tilted back and his adam's apple rose and fell sharply with each deep swallow. Pulling the bottle from his mouth, he looked over at me. His skin was damp with sweat and he was panting slightly from exertion. I stated the obvious. "You look beautiful like this.", turning a predatory grin on him.
"You always say that." he returned, setting the water bottle down and straightening his legs out before he looked over at me again.
I recognized the look in his eyes and maneuvered so that I was on all fours above him. "That's because it's always the truth." I told him, "You know I never lie." I added, stretching forward to kiss him. He pulled me toward him with both arms around my waist and I lowered myself until I was seated on his thighs. The kiss deepened and I pressed my upper body as close to his as I could, the unmistakable feel of his erection pressed up against me. "Ohhh....yeah." I moaned into his mouth, shifting my hips so he could feel my excitement as well.
This is something that I've not taken for granted, even after our 5 years as lovers.... the overwhelming sensation of being driven crazy by the mere thought of what was about to happen. Sex with Heero was anything but predictable. The only thing I could be assured of was that when we were done, he would still be there to remind me of what my name was.....
Both of Heero's hands had found there way into the waistband of my shorts, several fingers delving deeper inside, moving downward and into the crevice of my rear. "Here?" I asked breathlessly, burying my head into the crook of his neck as his fingers reached their goal.
"MmmHmm. Know where you packed the lube?" he whispered, still teasing my entrance.
I nodded and reached toward my pack, which was thankfully close by, not wanting to abandon my position. Successfully retrieving the white tube, I handed it to Heero who wasted no time in coating his fingers and slipping several of them inside of me.
Heero's fingers drove deeper and I ground into them, eventually raising and lowering my entire body down onto them. As good as they felt, I wanted the real thing. "Nnn... If you want me to come with you inside of me, you better hurry up." I moaned, gasping as Heero purposefully grazed my prostate. His other hand slid into the front of my shorts and his fingers wrapped tightly around my cock to form a warm tunnel. "Uhhh......so that's how it goes, is it?" I asked as I looked down at him.
A small nod was his confirmation and I grabbed both of his shoulders and began impaling myself on his fingers as his hand moved faster up and down my length. I was never sure why he did this and at the moment I couldn't have cared less. I think he enjoyed watching me come without having to deal with the mindlessness that accompanied having his cock buried inside me. I made a mental note to ask him when we were through, but for now, I had every intention of giving him exactly what he wanted.
"Harder, baby!" I begged, feeling that glorious sensation begin to rise within me. "Ohh...Yessss." I hissed, looking down into his eyes. The wide pad of his thumb moved firmly over the head of my erection, his finger smearing the slick liquid over its tip. "Ready?" he asked me with a grin. Not expecting a reply, he added a fourth finger and twisted them within me, successfully sending me to that blissful place that only orgasm can take you.
I threw my head back for just a moment when it first hit, then immediately refocused my gaze on Heero, who was busy eyeing my twisted features with raw lust and passion. "Like what you see?" I managed to ask, my voice trembling as my body shuddered with each shot of release. A slight nod followed by a whispered "Hell yes.", found my mouth covered by his and I closed my eyes as his hands worked to finish what they had started.
I slumped down onto him, feeling like more of a rag doll than a former Gundam pilot. He'd always had this effect on me.
I had barely recovered when he shifted his weight, rolling me off to the side and brought himself to his feet and bent for his backpack, slipping his arms into the thick padded straps. "We should be there in another hour."
I looked up and he smiled at what I'm sure was the dumbfounded expression on my face. "Ooo...kay." I responded, letting my eyes rest on his unresolved need. "You sure?" I asked, motioning with my head as I tugged at the belt loop of his denim shorts.
"MmHmm. Let's go." he replied, offering his hand down to pull me up to a stand.