Warnings And Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing and I also don't own The Beatles, we've been over this enough by now you think you guys would know that...

This Fic Contains: 3x4? relena bashing? Yaoi? Naughtiness/lemon? A song parody thingy?

The original lyrics and a midi can be heard and seen here

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Barton
by ClarySage

For the benefit of Mr. Barton
There will be a blow tonight
And Vaseline

Quatre will of course be there
Playing with Trowa's hair
What a scene

With whips and chains and bunny fur
And lastly with some handcuffs and lots of desire

In this way Mr. B. will challenge the world!

The celebrated Mr. B.
Performs this feat on Saturday
At Quatre's estate

The Winner girls will dance and sing
As Mr. B.'s cries fill the ring
Don't be late!

Messrs B. and W. assure the public
Their orgy will be second to none
And of course Quatre will force the Maganacs to dance!

The party begins at ten to six
When Mr. B. will suck his ****
Without a sound

And Mr. W. will demonstrate
These naughty things he'll undertake
On Relena's gown

Having been some days in preparation
A splendid Barton is guaranteed for all

And tonight Mr. B. is dropping his pants

[ falls over ] oh hell, yeah, just shoot me now hmm?

[ runs off laughing again ]


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