the duel: 1X2 fires a shot
A Family List Ficcie
by Snow Tigra
Snow sat at her computer and hit the enter button,
finally smiling as she leaned back in her seat. Yes!
Her midterms were finally done! Spinning around in
her chair she turned to face Akuma, who was still
sitting tied to a chair surrounded by pictures of
Heero boinking Duo on top of, under, and around
various pieces of furniture.
Suddenly Snow was tackled by a flying bundle of fluff
with bright green pigtails.
Snow sat up and giggled. "Hey Chibi, I'm all done
with my homework now so I can start writing my fics
Chibi Shi-chan sat up and cheered. "Yay! You hear
that Akuma? Snow's gonna write more 1x2 lemons to
torture you with."
Snow and Akuma just sweatdropped.
"So what are you going to work on?" Chibi asked,
leaning over Snow's shoulder as she sat back down at
They were all interrupted by the list-mommy's voice
ringing overhead. "Alert! Alert! Code HDRM!"
All three girls looked at each other in confusion.
What in the world was a Code HDRM?
"All personnel please report to the main tower, on the
Chibi and Snow shrugged and moved for the door, but as
an after thought Snow went back and untied Akuma,
dragging her with, just in case.
The entire group of 1x2 duelists met in the main tower
"Roll call!" Chibi cried loudly as she jumped up onto
the table, her bushy tail swishing. "Snow, Chibi
Shi-chan, Jana, Caroline, Kitsune, Clarysage, Stormy,
Skye! Is everyone here?"
"Hai!" Cried a chorus of voices.
Chibi then turned to Jana. "So what's up?"
"Yeah," asked Caroline. "What the heck is a Code
Jana looked really worried and ran a hand through her
hair. "Well, you see it stands for 'Heero and Duo are
Missing'. And I can't find the two pilots anywhere!"
Everyone's eyes widened. Heero and Duo were missing?
But, that was impossible! How were they supposed to
write fics about Heero and Duo if the main characters
of all their fics were missing? This was truly a
"Did you check the kitchen?" Kitsune piped up from
"The bathtub?" "The karaoke room?" "The highest
tower?" "The rose gardens?" "The throne room?" "The
"We have a kinky room?" Chibi asked.
"Sure, every castle does. Where else do you think the
muses discuss their plans and come up with really
weird positions and things for the two boys to do?"
Jana sighed. "I looked everywhere guys, covered the
entire fort (which incidentally looks like a castle).
I couldn't find them anywhere! They are just gone!"
Stormy glanced in Snow's direction. "Umm, you didn't
do anything with them Snow, did you? I mean you were
saying that you might do something evil after Chibi
Shi-chan's last retraining sessionů"
Snow gulped and shook her head. "Maybe write a really
angsty fic, yeah, but steal the gundam boys? No way,
even I'm not that mean."
Chibi frowned and chewed on her bottom lip. "Maybe
the 2x1 people know where they are. We should head
over to their fort and ask them."
And so they did. The entire group, minus their muses
who they left behind to guard the fort, and Akuma
exited the 1x2 fort and headed over the moat and down
the path. All of them wore white shirts, which
proudly proclaimed 1x2, and they walked in a single
file line, with Akuma in the lead.
However, just as they crossed the moat and reached the
halfway point between the forts they met up with the
2x1 team, who were also wearing white shirts, only
theirs proclaimed 2x1 in bright letters.
Akuma blinked. "Mina? What are you guys doing here?"
Mina looked really really worried. "We have a big
problem you guys, we can't find Duo and Heero! We
thought maybe they were spending the night at your
All the 1x2 members shook their heads. "No, we don't
know where they are either. We thought maybe they
were at your fort."
All the ml members frowned deeply. This was some
serious trouble! How were they supposed to write
1x2x1 fics when the main couple was missing? Heero
and duo were missing without a trace and no one knew
where to look. The limits of the ml were vast, and
reaching the end of them was pretty hard, even with
Duo and Heero. But without themů
"We are in so much trouble!" Lady Tora cried out.
"Wait!" Akuma said with a smile. "I know one place
we haven't looked yet."
Everyone turned to her with wide eyes, waiting for her
Akuma just smiled and pointed to a smaller fort
standing off in the distance, far out of firing range
of both forts. The 1x2x1 fortů the members who had
decided not to take sides in the duel. "We should go
ask them." She stated proudly.
"Ok, but how do we do that?" Chibi asked.
"Easy, we just send one person from each side to their
front gates and ask them if they've seen Heero and
Duo, then we won't look like we're firing fics at
them." Snow replied.
"Chibi and I should go, since we kinda started this
duel." Mina said, and Chibi Shi-chan nodded.
So the members from each fort watched as Chibi and
Mina walked side by side toward the neutral tower.
Knocking on the door they looked up to see Spooks
perched on the arch over the door. "Hey! What're you
guys doing down there?" She called.
"We're looking for Duo and Heero! They've gone
missing!" Chibi yelled up in response.
Spooks raised an eyebrow and jumped down out of sight,
a second later the door to the neutral fort swung open
and the two stepped in.
"Have you seen them?" Mina asked.
Spooks shook her head. "Nope, but we can look
And so the three set off, searching and exploring the
neutral ml fort.
Finally, after a very long search that made their legs
all very tired, they happened upon a back room under a
large stone spiral staircase, with a sigh that hung
saying 'Do Not Disturb'.
Spooks raised an eyebrow. "I don't remember this
room." Shrugging she slowly turned the knob and
pushed the door open just enough so their three heads
could poke in.
All three girls spotted a small bed covered in silk
sheets. But lying on that bed were the two they'd
been searching for. Cuddled in one of the most
adorable snuggles were Duo and Heero, arms and legs
entwined as they slept soundly, small smiles on their
Spooks smiled and pulled the door shut quietly.
"Kawaii!" Chibi whispered.
"I guess they just wanted to cuddle tonight." Mina
said in a soft voice, a smile spreading across her
face. "We should head back and tell the others, let
the boys get their sleep for the night."
And so the list members all returned to their
respective forts, letting Duo and Heero sleep all cute
an cuddled together. And they all dreamt sweet lemony
dreams where the two main g-boys preceded to boink,
cuddle, pet or just gaze into each other's eyes.